The Great Escape
[Half way through the ``Sweet Home Chicago'',
Jake and Elwood go off back stage. They are met there by a record
Jake: It looks like the Mafia is out there.
Agent: You guys are great. I've gotta record you.
Agent: Bullshit? I don't bullshit. I'm president of Clarion records the largest recording company on the eastern sea board.
Jake: So what?
Agent: Here's 10,000 dollars. An advance on your first recording session.
[he hands over the cash] Is it a deal?
Jake: Yeah, sure it's a deal.
Elwood: Yeah, yeah, sure.. sure it's a deal. Ah listen all these cops out here, they're sorta waiting for us. We gotta get outta here without nobody seeing us. Do you know a back door outta this place?
Agent: Sure. I used to be head bouncer here back in the 70's. There's an electrical service duct right behind your drummers riser.
Jake: Listen, do us a favor. Take 1400 dollars and give it to Rays Music Exchange in Calumed city. Give the rest to the band.
Agent: You got it.
Jake: Thanks. Bye.
[Jake and Elwood crawl on to the stage and get into the service duct. Jake get's Willies attention]
Jake: Me and Elwood are gonna make a break for it. You and the band keep playing.
[In the audience]
Trooper Daniel: Something's wrong.
Mr Mercer: Where's Jake?
Tucker: [To Good Ole Boys] Where'd those Blues Brothers go?